String’s Traffic Theories

Personal studies by String has derived the following theories about traffic. While they are specifically geared towards vehiclular traffic, some of the "rules" apply to other forms of traffic (such as pedestrian).
1) The other lane always moves faster.

2) The differential between posted speed limits and actual traffic speed is inversely proportionial to your need to get there.

3) When stopped in traffic at a red light, you will not start moving until the first car traveling in the opposite direction reaches your vehicle. (String's Trafficlight Theorm

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