2004-10-15 | String’s Traffic Theories
Personal studies by String has derived the following theories about traffic. While they are specifically geared towards vehiclular traffic, some of the "rules" apply to other forms of traffic (such as pedestrian).
1) The other lane always moves faster.
2) The differential between posted speed limits and actual traffic speed is inversely proportionial to your need to get there.
3) When stopped in traffic at a red light, you will not start moving until the first car traveling in the opposite direction reaches your vehicle. (String's Trafficlight Theorm) |
2004-10-21 | Brother can you spare an organ
We'll save your life for a price...(read more) |
2004-10-21 | Real Life Humor: Money For Nothing
This story is hilarious 'Bank Error In My Favor: Collect $95,000'. Man deposits junk mail check for $95,000 and the bank accepts it. Very loooong story but worth it if you have the time. That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
- from the song "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits |
2004-10-26 | Today's Goulash: Tuesday 10/26
Got a big pot of items all stewed together for your enjoyment. Might be a few ingredients you don’t care for, feel free to push them to the side.
Ingredients include: STUPID ANIMAL TRICKS, STUPID HUMAN TRICKS, and BRILLIANT HUMAN TRICKS. All served with a side of sarcasm. (read more) |
2004-10-30 | Today’s Goulash: Saturday 10/30
Got a big pot of items all stewed together for your enjoyment. I fortified this one with Science vitamins so you know it is good for you. Might be a few ingredients you don’t care for, feel free to push them to the side.
Ingredients include: STUPID TRICKS (ANIMAL AND HUMAN), SMART TRICKS, and THE FINAL FRONTIER. All served with a side of sarcasm... (read more) |
2004-10-28 | Higher Standards?
Free Speech? College professor assualts student wearing political shirt. (read more) |
2004-11-04 | Media Hypocrisy: Aborting Gays
A number of years ago people who opposed abortion called themselves "pro-life".. (read more) |
2004-11-09 | An Argument For Heterosexual Marriage (+)
The homosexual marriage issue continues to grow. I may as well throw in my binoculars-of-logic view without invoking a religious argument... (read more) |
2004-11-09 | Homosexual Marriage and Civil Rights (+)
Homosexual advocates are saying heterosexual marriage-only amendments and laws are the new civil rights fight. I want to momentarily sidestep the cries of civil rights violation and ask the question... (read more) |
2004-11-17 | Today’s Goulash: Wednesday 11/17
Cooked up a fresh pot of goulash. Might be a few ingredients you don’t care for, feel free to push them to the side. Ingredients include: Rats, Turkeys, Squids, Locust, Kangaroos and Mother's Milk. All served with a side of sarcasm. Remember people I don't make this stuff up.... (read more) |
2004-11-24 | Today’s Goulash: Wednesday 11/24
Almost Thanksgiving so this pot of goulash is heavy on the turkeys (feathered and human). Might be a few ingredients you don’t care for, feel free to push them to the side. Ingredients include: natural and artificial ingredients - consume at your own risk. All served with a side of sarcasm. Remember people I don't make this stuff up..... (read more) |
2004-11-26 | Today’s Goulash: Wednesday 11/26
Thanksgiving is over and I've got a bunch of leftovers to throw in this pot of goulash. Might be a few ingredients you don’t care for, feel free to push them to the side. This pot is full of family holiday recipes - consume at your own risk. All served with a side of sarcasm. Remember people I don't make this stuff up..... (read more) |
2004-12-01 | Pre-Born, Post-Born what is the difference?
Very disturbing report from Amsterdam about a hospital in the Netherlands "euthanizing" babies..... (read more) |
2004-12-13 | Zero Tolerance: A Weapon To Disable Crocodiles (+)
Do you think a child should be able to take a weapon to school that is powerful enough to disable a crocodile?.... (read more) read update here |
2005-01-29 | We Think Your Baby Should Die
Two months ago, following reports of an Amsterdam hospital "euthanizing" babies, I wrote "The value of life continues on a 30-plus year decline in Western society". Here is another example from Europe. This time in the UK..... (read more) |
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