Today’s Goulash: Saturday 10/30

Got a big pot of items all stewed together for your enjoyment. I fortified this one with Science vitamins so you know it is good for you. Might be a few ingredients you don’t care for, feel free to push them to the side.
Ingredients include: STUPID TRICKS (ANIMAL AND HUMAN), SMART TRICKS, and THE FINAL FRONTIER. All served with a side of sarcasm.

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STUPID TRICKS – ANIMAL AND HUMAN

Roadkill #1: Hunting The Hunters
Property owner shoots two men poaching deer

Roadkill #2: Deer Target Motorist
Wisconsin reports deer-vehicle crashes up 5.8 percent

Roadkill #3: 14 foot long, 118 pound snake

Rare Cobra Bites Teen in Florida
{always a great idea to keep poisonous snakes inside your house}

Vegetarians Complain Dye In Smartees Candy Made From Crushed Insects
{wonder if the vegetarians would kill a mosquito?}

Experts Join Forces To Fight Crabs
West coast way of life threatened.
{do the vegetarians know about this?}

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SMART TRICKS

"Of Mice And Men"
Medarex create lab mice capable of producing human antibodies, may lead to numerous treatments for humans

More Than One Way To Skin A Cat
Scientists biogenetically create cats free of allergy causing proteins

Rottweiller Calls 911 To Save Life Of Owner
Faith, a specially trained service dog, sprung into action when her owner had a seizure. Faith called 911 and barked into the phone until help arrived. Once a police officer arrived to investigate, Faith unlocked the door for him.

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THE FINAL FRONTIER

Cassini: Probing a Titan
Cassini finds more evidence of liquid on surface of Titan.

NASA 931 Retires (aka the 'Vomit Comet')
"test director John Yaniac proudly told those who attended a post-flight briefing that over the years, the plane's crew had cleaned up at least 285 gallons of vomit."
{all in the name of science}

Shuttle STS-114 Discovery returns to space May 2005


NASA Finds "Space Ghost" Galaxy

follow link to view animation

Elroy, spaceboy, son of a jet,
Jedi's, moonpies, spacecadet
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1
But there's much work
Left to be done
Before we fly into the sun
- from the song "Spaceman" performed by Believable Picnic