Tech-NO-Brainers: Cigar Bananas

A German inventor has applied for a patent to take the curves out of bananas. He claims that straight bananas are easier to eat and store. And just how is he going to straighten the bananas?

"chunks will be cut out of the banana, which are then resealed using a biologically safe plaster."

I recommend he not quit his job stocking shelves at the produce market.